Our Scoring System
We love our post match sports analysis so why should eating our favourite meal be any different? So we analyse cheeseburgers the same way we analyse our favourite clubs, whether a loss to a lower division side in the Cup or after upsetting Real Madrid; position by position.
Bun – The Keeper
Needs to fend off sogginess from juicy patties and excess condiments. Should also contribute to the taste.
(20 points)
Toppings – The Back Four
Maybe don’t get the credit they deserve but when they have an off night, you lose.
(10 points)
Condiments – The Midfield
Everyone uses them a little differently. Creativity can be rewarded, or punished so important to get your strategy right.
(10 points)
Cheese – The Forwards
A potential for dazzling performances, and when missing things go flat quickly. But need to keep in mind it’s a team game and not try to steal the show.
(20 points)
Patty – The Striker
You can have a great team behind you, but if you don’t score you don’t win. Needs to be a star for top marks.
(20 points)
Taste – The Manager
It’s not about having superstars at every position, although that seldom hurts. It’s much more important to get the team chemistry right.
(20 points)
